An 80-year-old man is walking along the beach when he finds a strange old lamp. He picks it up, rubs it, and poof!—out comes a genie.
The genie says,
“You’ve freed me after all these years, so I’ll grant you one wish!”
The old man says,
“I want to live forever.”
The genie replies,
“Sorry, I can’t grant eternal life.”
So the old man thinks for a second and says,
“Fine. Then I want to die after my wife does.”
The genie pauses and says,
“…You sly old fox.” 😂