“The Talking Dog for Sale”
A guy sees a sign in front of a house:
“Talking Dog for Sale – $10.”
He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog’s in the backyard.
The guy walks back and asks,
“You talk?”
The dog replies,
“Yep.”
“So, what’s your story?”
The dog looks up and says,
“Well, I discovered I could talk when I was young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. They had me traveling around the world, eavesdropping on people and spying. I was a top agent for eight years! But eventually, I got tired of the travel. So I settled down, got married, had a bunch of puppies, and now I’m just retired.”
The guy is blown away. He walks back to the owner and says,
“This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him for just $10?”
The owner shrugs and says,
“Because he’s a liar! He didn’t do any of that crap.” 😆