You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire.”
And with that command, the statues came to life, smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes.
The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping
After 15 minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling
Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, “You still have 15 minutes
Would you like to continue?”
The male statue looked at the female and asked, “Do you want to do it again?”
Smiling, the female statue said, “Sure
But this time you hold the pigeon down and I’ll crap on its head.”
